question is: what does a redneck divorce and a tornado have in common

the answer is, of course, someone's going to lose a trailer.

god, i wish i was clever enough to make stuff like this up, because i'd be writing some of the funniest humor in america, and getting paid for it.

a gator. pu..leeeze. guess it could have been worse, could have been a pissed off cottonmouth or sumpin.