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Thursday, June 09, 2005

i snorted. really, i snorted

i hardly ever snort. chortle, chuckle, guffaw, sure. but snort? a few quotes and you'll see why:
When you switch to the Dark Side, do you have to go to Sith HR to fill a bunch of forms? If the Jedi Council finds out you’re looking to switch sides, they send guards to make you empty out your desk and escort you out – or at least they used to. Apparently the fired guy always did a backflip once they were outside and decapitated the guards.

If you’re going to be using a lot of Force Lightning, you’re going to want a good moisturizer. It’s hell on the gums too, apparently. Forget about brushing and flossing, pal – they don’t call it the Dark side for nothing.

Only in a George Lucas movie can a 55-year old Senator kick Samuel L. Jackson’s ass.

Didn’t see all the political overtones, perhaps because I wasn’t in a mood to look for them. Expecting pithy pointy political insight from Lucas is like reading transcripts of Spongebob episodes to learn about perils and stresses on the marine ecosystem.


who, you ask? why lileks, of course

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