new email humor to share

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so, you own a gas station, out there somewhere in the boonies south of the border. you've been robbed and vandalized at night. what do you do?
why, get a critter that nobody in their right mind would mess with, right? but money's tight, and besides, where the heck do you get a really scary critter for cheap, that won't eat you out of house and home. costs a lot to feed scary critters.
unless you are clever, sneaky, and have a streak of humor a mile wide, in which caseyou get get creative with the pooch and a pair of clippers.

i almost fell out of my chair when i got this in the email today, and had to share. of course, i've only seen this done on cats to hilarious results.