darn it. somebody beat me to it

suppose i'll have to work on another invention now. seems Sheldon Brown was first out with Product W. i have to say that i've used Product W many times, and while it certainly is a performance enhancing and mood altering drug, the stated side effects are not only true, but seem to be pandemic throughout the entire census of Product W abusers.
bothenook sez...check it out.

and for further proof of Brown's genius, i present the Universal Torq-grip tool. gee, i wonder if my boss would let me buy a couple of these for working on the reactor? i especially like the "universal alignment" feature of this amazing multi-tool.