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Day By Day© by Chris Muir.

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Friday, February 25, 2005

a couple from the web. sorry

Cum catapultae proscriptae erunt tum soli proscript catapultas habebunt.

translation: When catapults are outlawed, only outlaws will have catapults.

groaner of the day:
Mahatma Gandhi, as you know, walked barefoot most of the time, which produced an impressive set of callouses on his feet. He also ate very little, which made him rather frail and with his odd diet, he suffered from bad breath. this made him ... what?


oh, do i have to? well, ok
A super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis

found at Whatmeds.com

2 Comments:

Blogger WillyShake said...

Didn't see it coming! LOL. Bo, I feel quite sure that I'd like to party with you. Good food would be had, I'm sure; tasty adult beverages; and a cigar of course!

Speaking of which, can you recommend a reasonably priced cigar to someone who enjoys them from time to time but is a complete neophyte when it comes to knowing what to look for? Thanks!

2/25/05, 4:47 PM  
Blogger Dan said...

Aaargh! Made me cringe but you know darn well I'll be using this one whenever I can. There just aren't enough good Ghandi jokes LOL.

2/26/05, 6:55 AM  

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