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Wednesday, February 01, 2006

you might be a gun nut if ...

i get a newsletter from The American Gunsmithing Institute. hey, they have great video (now dvd) courses for a myriad of gunsmithing stuff. i've target tuned a smith and wesson revolver, tweaked a winchester model 94, and made a 45 colt ruger vaquaro a sweet shooting piece of steel. and they are out of napa, where i lived for a zillion years, so it's a matter of my supporting local business.
anyway, the latest newsletter had a HUGE post about "you might be a gun nut if...", a takeoff of the Foxworthy shtick. i posted the whole list over on the pix page here, so that i didn't kill any visitors with this long assed post.
however, i will post 10 of my favorites, although 10 hardly does it justice.
You might be a gun nut if
  • If your gun safe is bigger than your refrigerator...
  • If watching the Lion King gives you the itch for a .470 Nitro
  • If you feel that a golf course is a willful and deliberate misuse of a perfectly good rifle range...
  • If you went out to the range this weekend to shoot up ammo, just so you'd have some brass to reload...
  • if you sit through a violent movie and aren't bothered by gory violence, but flinch when someone drops a firearm (might scratch it)
  • if the above has ever brought tears to your eyes
  • if you have been banned from a movie theater because you always stand up in the middle of the movie and tell everyone you can't fire 30 rounds from a revolver without reloading.
  • if you grew up with loaded guns all around you, but it never crossed your mind to shoot up your school
  • if you're already thinking about your next gun while filling out the paperwork on the one you're buying
  • You get excited when you see the Target store logo

do yourself a favor and go read the whole post. a lot of really good gems.
do you have any to contribute?


Blogger Steve B said...

If you keep plenty of magazines by the toilet...
...but no reading material.

2/12/06, 8:03 PM  

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