howdy doc!

everyone, please say hi to allan. allan, please stand up so the whole class can see you. now kids, allan joins us from a far different sandbox, where people talk funny and eat strange things. so if you see him eating a food you've never heard of, it's just because where he comes from they eat corn kernal skins, and like it. i know, i know, but hey, there are people that eat snails and think it's good. ok allan, you can sit down now. now class, please turn to page....