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Dear Abby,

My husband is a liar and a cheat. He has cheated on me from the very beginning, and when I confront him, he denies everything.

What's worse, everyone knows he cheats on me. It is so humiliating.

Also, he's been out of work for the past three years and has not looked for a new one since. All he does is smoke cigars, and cruise around with his pals, while I have to work to pay the bills. Since our daughter went away to college, he does not even pretend to like me...and hints that I am a lesbian. What should I do..?

Signed,

Clueless


Dear Clueless,

Grow up and dump him. For Pete's sake, you don't need him anymore...

You're a United States Senator from New York, act like one.