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Wednesday, January 05, 2005

for you long time single guys out there

take a hint from those clever chinese! quiet those rumors, quell the incessant nagging, gain the admiration of your buds!



yup, those chinese are a clever bunch. ma's getting a little long of tooth, and wants to see at least a faint hope of grandkids in the future before she dies? vicious rumors of your proclevity for internet porn sites starting with "Huge Guys" going around the block? just call the county for a "rent-a-girlfriend" for a family gathering! one quick call, and all the rumors and worries...gone.

wish i'd thought of starting one of those agencies. of course, here in california, they are called "escorts"...nudge nudge, wink wink.

1 Comments:

Blogger Edvardicus said...

Good one Bobo. Has Di seen it?

1/7/05, 3:47 PM  

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