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Day By Day© by Chris Muir.

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Thursday, March 16, 2006

today's funny from bill

"I NO COME WORK TODAY!!!"

Hung Chow calls into work and says, "Hey, I no come work today, I really sick. Got headache, stomach ache and legs hurt, I no come work."

The boss says, "You know something, Hung Chow, I really need you today. When I feel like this, I go to my wife and tell her to give me sex. That makes everything better and I go to work. You try that."

Two hours later Hung Chow calls again. "I do what you say and I feel great. I be at work soon......... You got nice house."

1 Comments:

Blogger Redneck Nerdboy! said...

Excellent one!

3/17/06, 10:21 AM  

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