common tools and their uses
here's the link: Today's Facility Manger.
i won't post the whole thing, but i have to share a couple of items, just to whet your curiosity. you subariners will recognize the tools i've chosen to present:
- ELECTRIC HAND DRILL: Normally used for spinning pop rivets in their holes until you die of old age.
- HACKSAW: One of a family of cutting tools built on the Ouija board principle. It transforms human energy into a crooked, unpredictable motion, and the more you attempt to influence its course, the more dismal your future becomes.
- @#%&*-IT TOOL: Any handy tool that you grab and throw across the garage while yelling ‘@#%&*-IT’ at the top of your lungs. It is also, most often, the next tool that you will need.
Labels: gallows. tools
1 Comments:
One of the main problems with the Navy's nuclear technician training program is that they spend too much time establishing whether or not the candidates have skills in higher mathematics and never check for the presence of opposable thumbs. Bad mistake.
There was never anything wrong with the tools.
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