today's e-mail funny
Bumper stickers seen on a Marine Corps Base
"Water-boarding is out, so kill them all!"
Naval Corollary; "Dead men don't testify."
"U.S. Marines -- Travel Agents To Allah"
"When In Doubt, Empty The Magazine"
"The Marine Corps -- When It Absolutely, Positively Has To Be Destroyed Overnight"
"Death Smiles at Everyone -- Marines Smile Back"
"Marine Sniper - You can run, but you'll just die tired!"
"What Do I Feel When I Kill A Terrorist? ... A little Recoil"
"Marines, Providing Enemies of American an Opportunity To Die For their Country Since 1775"
"Life, Liberty and the Pursuit of anyone Who Threatens It"
"Happiness Is A Belt-Fed Weapon"
"It's God's Job to Forgive Bin Laden -- It's Our Job To arrange The Meeting"
"Artillery Brings Dignity to What Would Otherwise Be Just A Brawl"
"One Shot, Twelve Kills -- USN Gun Fire Support"
"Machine Gunners -- Accuracy by Volume"
"A Dead Enemy Is A Peaceful Enemy -- Blessed Be The Peacemakers"
"Some people spend an entire lifetime wondering if they made a difference in the world. Marines don't have that problem."
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