today's e-mail funny

from a friend:

Bumper stickers seen on a Marine Corps Base

"Water-boarding is out, so kill them all!"

Naval Corollary; "Dead men don't testify."

"U.S. Marines -- Travel Agents To Allah"

"When In Doubt, Empty The Magazine"

"The Marine Corps -- When It Absolutely, Positively Has To Be Destroyed Overnight"

"Death Smiles at Everyone -- Marines Smile Back"

"Marine Sniper - You can run, but you'll just die tired!"

"What Do I Feel When I Kill A Terrorist? ... A little Recoil"

"Marines, Providing Enemies of American an Opportunity To Die For their Country Since 1775"

"Life, Liberty and the Pursuit of anyone Who Threatens It"

"Happiness Is A Belt-Fed Weapon"

"It's God's Job to Forgive Bin Laden -- It's Our Job To arrange The Meeting"

"Artillery Brings Dignity to What Would Otherwise Be Just A Brawl"

"One Shot, Twelve Kills -- USN Gun Fire Support"

"Machine Gunners -- Accuracy by Volume"

"A Dead Enemy Is A Peaceful Enemy -- Blessed Be The Peacemakers"

"Some people spend an entire lifetime wondering if they made a difference in the world. Marines don't have that problem."