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Day By Day© by Chris Muir.


Saturday, November 19, 2005

today's installment of bill's email jokes

A husband was in big trouble when he forgot his wife's birthday.

His wife told him "Tomorrow there better be something in the driveway for me that goes from zero to 200 in under 10 seconds".

The next morning the wife found a small package in the driveway.

She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.

Funeral arrangements for the husband have been set for Saturday.


Blogger edieraye said...

Oh that's awful! And too, too funny. I will be passing that one along!

11/19/05, 3:10 PM  

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