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Day By Day© by Chris Muir.


Thursday, April 26, 2007

today's email joke, an oldie but goodie

given my profession, i've liked this joke since first hearing it. a loooooong time ago.

A stranger was seated next to a woman on the airplane when
the stranger turned to her and said, "Let's talk. I've heard that
flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow
passenger. " The woman, who had just opened her book, closed it
slowly and said to the stranger, "What would you like to talk
about?" "Oh, I don't know", said the stranger. "How about nuclear
power?" "OK". she said. "That could be an interesting topic. But let
me ask you a question first. A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat
grass, the same stuff. Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a
cow turns out a flat patty, and a horse produces clumps of dried
grass. Why do you suppose that is?"

The stranger thinks about it and says, "Hmmm, I have no idea." to
which the woman replies,

"Do you really feel qualified to discuss nuclear power when you
don't know shit?"



Anonymous Tim said...

Substitute the man in the story for "environmental activist" and you have a true story!

4/27/07, 6:10 AM  

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