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Day By Day© by Chris Muir.


Monday, September 19, 2005

the world's shortest fairy tale

stolen from a post on Martini's Submarine BBS

Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl "Will you marry me?"

The girl said, "NO!" And the guy lived happily ever after and went fishing, hunting and played golf a lot and drank beer and farted whenever he wanted.


good thing my wife has a sense of humor. i'd be toast by now if she didn't.


Anonymous Mike said...

My version starts out, "A guy divorced his wife and didn't have to pay alimony or child support. The guy lived happily ever after etc..."

9/20/05, 6:49 AM  
Blogger Va Beach Herb said...

Reminds me of the old saying....
"Life's a bitch, then you marry one." I'm just kidding honey, why are you reading over my shoulder?

9/20/05, 12:11 PM  
Blogger Skippy-san said...

I did divorce my wife and got stuck with Alimony or child support. Accordingly I understand OJ a lot better now.........

9/22/05, 2:58 PM  

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