the world's shortest fairy tale
stolen from a post on Martini's Submarine BBS
good thing my wife has a sense of humor. i'd be toast by now if she didn't.
Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl "Will you marry me?"
The girl said, "NO!" And the guy lived happily ever after and went fishing, hunting and played golf a lot and drank beer and farted whenever he wanted.
THE END
good thing my wife has a sense of humor. i'd be toast by now if she didn't.
posted by bothenook at 19:57
2 Comments:
My version starts out, "A guy divorced his wife and didn't have to pay alimony or child support. The guy lived happily ever after etc..."
I did divorce my wife and got stuck with Alimony or child support. Accordingly I understand OJ a lot better now.........
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