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Monday, September 19, 2005

the world's shortest fairy tale

stolen from a post on Martini's Submarine BBS

Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl "Will you marry me?"

The girl said, "NO!" And the guy lived happily ever after and went fishing, hunting and played golf a lot and drank beer and farted whenever he wanted.

THE END


good thing my wife has a sense of humor. i'd be toast by now if she didn't.

3 Comments:

Anonymous Mike said...

My version starts out, "A guy divorced his wife and didn't have to pay alimony or child support. The guy lived happily ever after etc..."

9/20/05, 6:49 AM  
Blogger Va Beach Herb said...

Reminds me of the old saying....
"Life's a bitch, then you marry one." I'm just kidding honey, why are you reading over my shoulder?

9/20/05, 12:11 PM  
Blogger Skippy-san said...

I did divorce my wife and got stuck with Alimony or child support. Accordingly I understand OJ a lot better now.........

9/22/05, 2:58 PM  

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