the latest from Bill

An elderly couple in a small town had been dating for
a long time. At the urging of their friends, they
decided it was finally time for marriage. Before the
wedding, they went out to dinner and had a long
conversation on how their marriage might work. They
discussed finances, living arrangements and so on.

Finally, the old gentleman decided it was time to
broach the subject of their physical relationship.
"How do you feel about sex?" he asked. "Well,"she
said, responding very carefully, "I'd have to say - I
would like it infrequently." The old gentleman sat
quietly for a moment, then over his glasses, he looked
her in the eye and asked

"Is that one word or two?"