today's bumperstickers are:

Honk If Anything Falls Off

and

Earth first. We can log the other planets later

today's bumperstickers are:

I Do Whatever My Rice Krispies Tell Me To

and

What if the Hokey Pokey is what it’s all about?

today's bumperstickers

You're Just Jealous Because The Voices Are Talking To Me

and

Well, did the fuck-up fairy visit us again?

today's bumper stickers

Procrastinators will rule the world... eventually.

and

He who laughs last thinks slowest.

today's bumperstickers are:

Jesus loves you. Everyone else thinks you're an asshole.

and of course:

This Would Be Really Funny If It Weren't Happening To Me